Caffeine Rulez!*
29 May
I think I have knuckle cancer, thus… I am totally dying. Please don’t bother with a funeral. Just throw me in a refrigerator box and bury me in the backyard… I don’t care whose.
~*~ drama queen ~*~
No, but seriously, I slammed my knuckle in a big metal door at work last week. It hurts. Then, today, I slammed it into the side of a table… made it worse. You know what that results in, right? Knuckle cancer. I know, I’m shocked, too.
* Oh yeah, a ‘Z’… I went there.

Want me to kiss it?
Oh, I’ve got something you can kiss.
Yes, please.