Pistolero

Being off of work is kind of boring, . But, it’s a lot less stressful than having to deal with raging fucking idiots all day long. Hmm, conundrum… Anyway, I’ve already been to the bank and trolled around Wal-Mart, where I spent way too much money; but, at least I won’t be naked anytime in the foreseeable future. And I now have loads and loads of hangers. YAY HANGERS! (I may also be mainlining coffee… who knows? ha ha!)

Anyway, I’m bored. So, I’ve decided to participate in Friday 5. I miss the old Friday Five… R.I.P. I’ve been on the internet way too long… So, anyway, here were go…

01. How do you feel about fireworks displays?
I love fireworks displays. I think they’re awesome. Every year I have one that I can watch from my front yard, it’s awesome. Just gazing out over the interstate while fireworks are going off above it. Sometimes I purposely take really shitty pictures of them and turn ‘em into other stuff. I rule.

02. What were the details surrounding one of your mishaps with fire?
I don’t really play with fire because I’m not a dumbass. But, there was that one 4th where a spark from a bottle rocket (that I was “oh-so-awesomely” launching from my hand, ‘cuz I’m a genius) popped back and landed on my shirt. Burnt a hole in it and my bra, but that’s about it.

03. Who in your life could be described as a real firecracker?
I don’t know. I mostly find people who could be described in such a manner a tad annoying and tend not to pay attention to them. So… I have no clue. I don’t really know that many people.

04. When did you last feel you were being put on display?
I’m a bit paranoid, so constantly, . Being the center of attention makes me uncomfortable so I try to avoid situations and whatnot where that would be an issue. I don’t like being outright ignored (as has been happening A LOT lately), but I don’t want shitloads of attention, either. Does that make sense? Probably not.

05. How confident are you in your barbecue skills?
I’m the barbecuing-fucking-master. And I dare you to prove otherwise, LOL.