A Face for Radio

01. What’s so ugly it’s kind of cute?
I like all of those goofy-looking, bug-eyed marsupials. I just want to hug them, and squeeze them, and call them George.

02. What’s the ugliest article of clothing in your wardrobe?
You know, I think I gave away my ugliest piece of clothing. I just couldn’t stand looking at it anymore & I certainly didn’t wear it anymore. It was a this polyester-ish shirt with silver, metallic dots all over it. I’m sure it made someone very fashionable in the early-90s, but I had this bastard in the 2000s, ha ha! My mother bought it for me at the thrift store. You know, come to think of it, if I could have found a way to peel off all the the “sparkly”, I definitely would have worn it more… and possibly still own it.

03. What’s the ugliest car on the streets today?
I’m not too fond of PT Cruisers. They’re just, ugh. Or, what’s that other one? Aztek? Is that what it’s called? Yeah, don’t really like that one, either.

04. Under what circumstances are you most likely to whip out your ugliest behavior?
I’d say when other people have their ugliest behavior out, but I can ignore that most of the time. Probably when someone is just flat-out lying about me, someone I know or some situation to make themselves look better. I’m not going to stand around and be your scapegoat for something, especially if it’s something I was never involved in in the first place. You know? That or if something’s threatening my well-being.

05. Which of the United States of America has the ugliest shape?
All of the rectangle-y ones out west. Their shapes are all so boring. Poor Western states, I still love you, .