Darling Clementine

Had a lovely, well-thought out, non-depressing, non-bitchy post all ready last night; went to post it and my Internet blinks out. Thanks, Comcast! Cable flickered, too. I’m surprised our phone didn’t go out, . So, I said fuck it and went to bed.

Anyway, it’s an absolutely gorgeous day. Not too cold, just enough for a light jacket. Not a cloud in the sky. GORGEOUS. I should probably venture outside at some point today, ha ha!

(via whatmarielsaid)

They (whoever They may be) really should make stupidity painful for the actual stupid person instead of for the rest of us. That would really be quite lovely. Oh well, at least I’ve gotten quite good at tuning out the morons… unless they say something monumentally stupid that causes me to BURN MYSELF ON THE OVEN DOOR. I’m looking at you, Jessica Simpson.

Amazing discovery of the week… someone egged my car. And not in an epically awesome way, just in two spots. I noticed the second one as I was leaving work this morning (ooooh). Who does that immature shit? I have ideas and I’d like to egg their teen-aged faces,

I ended up having to wash my entire car, because well, it was filthy; and just cleaning the egg spots would have looked quite hilarious. Two bright white spots amongst the grime.

At least it wasn’t as painful in the ass area as that time someone threw hamburger grease on my car (bits of cooked meat still in it). I’m still trying to figure that out. ha ha!

I’m starting a new game. It’s called, “How Can You Tell Michelle Had a Shitload of Tootsie Rolls (and Caffeine) for Dinner.” It’s fun. I’ll show it to you in a second.

Anyway, I totally forgot I was going to attempt NaBloPoMo again this year… so, I’m just gonna half-ass it, considering I already missed two days. Yay!

OK, now it’s time for our game…

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