Taco Bob of the Latter-Day Chickens

4 Dec

Look, I’m sure people with purple hair are a rarity wherever the hell you come from; but, here, they’re not. (It’s not even completely purple; then maybe I’d understand.) Plus, I’m pretty sure you own a TV; so, you know. So, you lovely pack of yokels, kindly walk your 1980s coat, your ankle-length denim skirt, and your scrubs across the damn parking lot into nasty-ass KFC and get the fuck out of my way.

Also, you’re STARING AT ME & poking ass (*snort*) in the middle of the parking lot… so don’t look at me like I’m insane when I yell at you to “Quit staring at me and move!” Seriously. (Stare at me as I’m going past & quit holding up traffic.) Go back to Fayette County or Mormon-land, or wherever the hell ankle-length denim skirts are still in fashion.

2 Responses to “Taco Bob of the Latter-Day Chickens”

  1. that bitch 06. Dec, 2009 at 8:48 PM #

    I really have to remember to put my drink down before I start reading new posts from you. Coke really isn’t that refreshing from the nose.

  2. DC 08. Dec, 2009 at 3:51 PM #

    ha ha ha! What IS totally refreshing from the nose… coffee. Totally. :P