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Team Spirit

Michelle — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:55:57 +0000

Since some asshole is determined to ruin my weekend with her presence & it’s way too fucking hot to function, you get more footballer spam. There, there… that’s much better.

If you click it, it gets bigger. *giggle*

Yeah, well… yo’ momma

Michelle — Sun, 16 May 2010 17:20:36 +0000

Whilst watching Top Gear:

“You like this show. You’re a boy.”

Why I gotta be a boy to watch Top Gear? Is my love of cars I’d like to makeout with and my giggly schoolgirl crush on the Hamster not enough? Damn-ass kids.

Fisticuffs, we’re gonna engage in ‘em

Michelle — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:14:49 +0000

So… the new chick at work? Gigantic racist. And a raging alcoholic who enjoys getting into bar fights with her husband. Them against other people, not against each other. Also, loves making dumbass comments based on assumptions… about me. I’ll show that twat “not in a good mood.”

I really hope she quits. That’s not nice, is it? Oh well. ha ha!

And now for something completely different… I’m mad at the drive-up ATM at my bank. It’s doing that “can’t currently accept check deposits” shit again. NOT FUNNY IT’S HOT & I DON’T WANT TO GET OUT OF THE CAR. Stupid ATM.

I Hate Peeps

Michelle — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 00:41:38 +0000

I can’t take anymore stress or agitation or anything. No more. Two panic attacks in as many days brought on by one of the assholes at work is enough, thank you. I’m all tapped out in that market. I don’t think my psyche could handle another one.

So, anyway. I don’t really have anything say. ha ha! I was just here upping how many days comments close after & felt like typing a little something. FYI, comments now close after two weeks instead of one. Spam has been absent lately, so… there you go.

Now, off to search for shoes to go with my Easter dress. It’s this one (the one on the left). I tried to get the actual link, but it’s not on the site anymore, sold out I’m guessing. This is one time brick-and-mortar Target came through for me, . They had 4 or 5 in the store & lucky me, one in my size. I was thinking silver shoes. Then in a stroke of madness the other day, thought of yellow. “Madness”…

I wish I could find the dress on the right in that colour. All I could find was light purple, and now only black is for sale. Oh well… they’ll all be back soon enough after the “new”-ness dies down. Then I can snatch that bitch up on sale. So, yeah… off to look at shoes.

For having nothing to say, I’ve sure typed a lot.

Birds Rule… everyone else can piss off

Michelle — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:18:25 +0000

Yesterday on my way to work I saw a red-tailed hawk. It was gorgeous in the few seconds I could look before I drove off the exit/entrance ramp into a crashy mess down a hill. I like to think seeing that lovely creature made me have a seemingly nice day. I didn’t have to deal with any stupidity (or well, as much as I normally do) and I didn’t come home pissed off… so, yeah, I’d like to thank Little Hawky Pants.

I’d never seen one in person before. Just on TV. It was awesome! He was doing this, it was gorgeous!

(image from British Falconers Club)

drive, drive, drive
“Holy Shit, a red-tailed hawk!”
drive, drive, drive
“That was fucking cool!”

Taco Bob of the Latter-Day Chickens

Michelle — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:10:30 +0000

Look, I’m sure people with purple hair are a rarity wherever the hell you come from; but, here, they’re not. (It’s not even completely purple; then maybe I’d understand.) Plus, I’m pretty sure you own a TV; so, you know. So, you lovely pack of yokels, kindly walk your 1980s coat, your ankle-length denim skirt, and your scrubs across the damn parking lot into nasty-ass KFC and get the fuck out of my way.

Also, you’re STARING AT ME & poking ass (*snort*) in the middle of the parking lot… so don’t look at me like I’m insane when I yell at you to “Quit staring at me and move!” Seriously. (Stare at me as I’m going past & quit holding up traffic.) Go back to Fayette County or Mormon-land, or wherever the hell ankle-length denim skirts are still in fashion.

Go Arsenal… oh wait, wrong football

Michelle — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:18:12 +0000

What kind of bullshit is not broadcasting the Titans game in TN? Even my friends in California (who usually get the games &…they were playing in fucking CA) didn’t get it. Boourns. (They’re not saying boo…)

Oh well, anyway…big changes to my appearance coming up, stay tuned!

(but, still… go arsenal!)

I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up

Michelle — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:40:53 +0000

Had a lovely, well-thought out, non-depressing, non-bitchy post all ready last night; went to post it and my Internet blinks out. Thanks, Comcast! Cable flickered, too. I’m surprised our phone didn’t go out, . So, I said fuck it and went to bed.

Anyway, it’s an absolutely gorgeous day. Not too cold, just enough for a light jacket. Not a cloud in the sky. GORGEOUS. I should probably venture outside at some point today, ha ha!

Bwuh?

Michelle — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:22:56 +0000

They (whoever They may be) really should make stupidity painful for the actual stupid person instead of for the rest of us. That would really be quite lovely. Oh well, at least I’ve gotten quite good at tuning out the morons… unless they say something monumentally stupid that causes me to BURN MYSELF ON THE OVEN DOOR. I’m looking at you, Jessica Simpson.

ohhainovember!

Michelle — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:53:52 +0000

I’m starting a new game. It’s called, “How Can You Tell Michelle Had a Shitload of Tootsie Rolls (and Caffeine) for Dinner.” It’s fun. I’ll show it to you in a second.

Anyway, I totally forgot I was going to attempt NaBloPoMo again this year… so, I’m just gonna half-ass it, considering I already missed two days. Yay!

OK, now it’s time for our game…

Hoers! (and Tootsie Rolls): 1, Essiepants: 0