12 Aug
I’mma need Sunday to hurry up so I can watch Cesc, Rob, Steve & Nando in a four-way. I mean, the Arsenal-Liverpool match. But, you know, if they want to bust that out in the middle of the match, I would not object… at all. 
Anyway, I’m hopped up on so much caffeine right now. Good thing I don’t have to show up to work tomorrow, because I’m going to be bouncing off the walls for a couple more hours. ha ha! Anyway, I’m bored, have a thing I took earlier:
4 Jul
Did you guys know that I cannot cook bacon for shit? Or rice? Or omelettes? I can’t even properly cook bacon in the fucking microwave. I don’t even attempt to cook rice anymore. Nombre Uno, because I really don’t like it. Numero Two, if it doesn’t come in a Zatarains box, it ain’t happening. Nummer Trois, not quite sure where I was going with this. Plus, any omelettes I cook would probably induce vomiting, so THERE YOU GO!
If we were ever kidnapped, held in a room and I was forced to cook one of the above to gain our freedom and possibly keep on keeping on… you guys would be some dead bastards. Sorry. I could probably negotiate my way out with sexual favours or something, but you guys are on your own. Sorry, that’s just how it goes. I still love you, though. I give you permission to haunt me until I jump out of a window or something. 
Anyway… have some links to some places. You’ll thank me when you’re through peeing in your pants and snotting all over yourself.
8 Jun
Yes, please & thank you. Except for that twat CRonaldo, he can go away.
I have loved this site for a billionity years.
10 Apr
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/06/article-1263954-090331F6000005DC-733_634x494_popup.jpg
This bear’s face is creeping me the hell out.
Oh, here’s the link to the entire article. Including pictures where Sir Cuteness ISN’T freaking me out. 
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