Darling Clementine » Visual Aid

Excuse Me Ma’am, You Dropped Your Boobs

Michelle — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:19:37 +0000

I’ve been in an incredibly good mood all day. I know… I’ll wait while you get up off the fainting couch. No one, not even the jackasses at work, interfered with it. It’s been quite lovely. I’m not even letting something else get in the way. You’re not ruining my week, Auntie.

Let’s hope it extends through the weekend because I’m going to top this bitch off with some Guinness Extra Stout and the pooty-faces (and Mummy Dearests) of the world can suck on it. So, there!

hoooooooooooot

Michelle — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:38:51 +0000

Team Spirit

Michelle — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 21:55:57 +0000

Since some asshole is determined to ruin my weekend with her presence & it’s way too fucking hot to function, you get more footballer spam. There, there… that’s much better.

If you click it, it gets bigger. *giggle*

that fellow, who’s always standing and walking

Michelle — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 23:35:54 +0000

May Day!

Michelle — Sat, 01 May 2010 20:55:57 +0000

Using visual aides, motherfuckers!

Relentless rain, nonstop tornado sirens… GREY!!!!! This pretty much sums up what’s going on in my head:

Then it lets up for about an hour… long enough for you to go to Target (yay dress!), Walgreens and get some gas. Then it starts FUCKING STORMING AGAIN, so you say fuck it. Here’s a dog:

And then out of fucking nowhere, Baby Mr. Roth for the win!

Full-size for disgustingly nauseating adorableness

Sleeping on the Couch

Michelle — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:28:55 +0000

I’m going to ignore the PETA shirt and choose to focus on the poorly-dressed, buck-toothed, heroin-junkie child my husband still insists on “dating.” We need to have a long talk about this, Mr. Roth.

(I’ve only just started drinking, I promise. )

GTL… except for Vinny

Michelle — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 23:31:39 +0000

rdrr

Michelle — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:41:45 +0000

Cut for “teh big”.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Speaking of other “Jew” stuff that has made me giggle uncontrollably… possibly due to massive caffeine consumption…

I’m totally going to Hell… LOL (Dear God, I had no hand in making these. Love, Essie.)

And now in .gif form

Michelle — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:06:48 +0000

“The 27th. I’ve been letting people know.”

You eyeballin’ me, Mister?

Michelle — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 03:27:05 +0000