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		<title>Anger Management</title>
		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/02/anger-management/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 02:39:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Insane in the Membrane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[notes from work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I hate this fucking place &#038; everyone in it.  Especially that fucking bitch standing over to the right.
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I have a raging headache.  I&#8217;m cold.  I still have to drive home &#038; my eyes hurt.
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Both of those fucking bitches over there I hate.  My throat hurts.  STOP FUCKING TALKING.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I hate this fucking place &#038; everyone in it.  Especially that fucking bitch standing over to the right.<br />
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I have a raging headache.  I&#8217;m cold.  I still have to drive home &#038; my eyes hurt.<br />
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Both of those fucking bitches over there I hate.  My throat hurts.  STOP FUCKING TALKING.<br />
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I hate that fucking bitch upstairs, too.  I&#8217;m not working anymore.  Screw this fucking place.  Janky-ass, low-rent mother fuckers.  FUCK THIS PLACE.  FUCK ALL OF YOU.  GO TO HELL &#038; DIE.</p></blockquote>
<p>If I didn&#8217;t write these notes to myself while I was at work, I&#8217;d probably yell at a bunch of people and no one would talk to me ever again.  Not that I really care, but hey&#8230; it makes ME feel better and that&#8217;s all that matters.  I wrote these last Friday.  It&#8217;s amazing what I find stuffed in my pockets after work, <img src='http://www.darlingclementine.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao_lol.gif' alt='lol' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Always the Quiet Ones&#8230; POW</title>
		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/02/its-always-the-quiet-ones-pow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/02/its-always-the-quiet-ones-pow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 03:04:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Linkety Pants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Top 5 Things Every Extrovert Should Know About Introverts
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		<title>Other People&#8217;s Children</title>
		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/02/other-peoples-children-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/02/other-peoples-children-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Stupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Water Cooler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, since the Meth-Head is sooooo perfect and incapable of ever making a mistake (ha!)&#8230; I&#8217;ve been trying to sabotage her.  Excuse me for a moment&#8230;
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Whew, that feels better.  Are you fucking kidding me?  What the fuck would I gain from trying to sabotage you?  Seriously?  Stop mainlining drain cleaner, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, since the Meth-Head is sooooo perfect and incapable of ever making a mistake (ha!)&#8230; I&#8217;ve been trying to sabotage her.  Excuse me for a moment&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<br />
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha<br />
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</span></p>
<p>Whew, that feels better.  Are you fucking kidding me?  What the fuck would I gain from trying to sabotage you?  Seriously?  Stop mainlining drain cleaner, idiot.</p>
<p>Seriously, though&#8230; if I was going to sabotage her, I wouldn&#8217;t make it so bleeding obvious.  Plus, even if I were, the moron is so dumb she wouldn&#8217;t know it even if it jumped up and smacked her fucking ugly-ass teeth out.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve had a raging headache all day, I&#8217;m not in the mood for these children.  <img src='http://www.darlingclementine.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao_lol.gif' alt='lol' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>A fire, die in one</title>
		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/a-fire-die-in-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hill Folk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Stupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Water Cooler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boker tov!  How are all of my fellow frozen buddies doing?  How about the rest of you?  Yay!
After yesterday, where I had a gigantic headache (oh my eyeballs and the light!, a repeat of Monday), had to drive home in ICE (fun times), and just generally had to put up with morons&#8230; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Boker tov!  How are all of my fellow frozen buddies doing?  How about the rest of you?  Yay!</p>
<p>After yesterday, where I had a gigantic headache (oh my eyeballs and the light!, a repeat of Monday), had to drive home in ICE (fun times), and just generally had to put up with morons&#8230; I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m going to stop talking to a couple of people.  The only time I will talk to these idiots is at work, and only about work things&#8230; you know just to make the process smoother.  Other than that, fuck off and die.  I will NOT make small talk with you, I will NOT listen to or participate in your bitching/shit-talking&#8230; I&#8217;m just going to NOT do anything.</p>
<p>Main person&#8230; oh we all know who that bitch is&#8230; I&#8217;m probably going to stop answering her phone calls unless The Roommate answers the phone&#8230; which he usually doesn&#8217;t.  I&#8217;m sick of her bullshit so fucking hard I just, I don&#8217;t know.  She seems to have ramped up the asshole this week.  I called her on some of it (i.e., <a href="http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/403/">see last post</a>) and she&#8217;s ever the deny-er.  I&#8217;m not quite sure her fascination with trying to get me to quit my job.  Whenever I&#8217;m even slightly annoyed or having an off-day, that&#8217;s the first thing that comes up.  &#8220;You CAN find somewhere to go,&#8221;  &#8220;You don&#8217;t HAVE to be here.&#8221;  ETC ETC ETC, ad nauseum, over and fucking over&#8230; SHUT THE FUCK UP.</p>
<p>Apparently everyone is allowed to be annoyed at the entire world, or the small little work world of morons&#8230; everyone but me, that is.  I&#8217;m not sure if she views me as some sort of threat, or what; but, it&#8217;s getting old.  Old at work and old in life.  It&#8217;s the same thing away from work.  YOU&#8217;RE WHY WE CAN&#8217;T HAVE NICE THINGS.  Well, WE can; but then you feel threatened by everyone else, or some stupid shit I&#8217;ve long stopped trying to figure out.</p>
<p>This is why no one invites you places; because you don&#8217;t know how to behave.  She asked me last Sunday if The Roommate was having a Super Bowl party.  I just shrugged my shoulders because I didn&#8217;t want to get into it.  Yes, yes, he is and you&#8217;re not invited.  You&#8217;re not invited because you don&#8217;t know how to behave around adults&#8230; or children and animals really.  Everyone but you is invited.  So piss off.</p>
<p>Oh, you&#8217;ve invited everyone over to watch at your house&#8230; good for you, puddin&#8217;.  Have fun.  Oh, the Pro Bowl is on Sunday&#8230; have fun watching by yourself.  Have I ever mentioned that I don&#8217;t really like <s>hand-egg</s> football?</p>
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		<title>One of these days, Alice&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/403/</link>
		<comments>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/403/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hill Folk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Water Cooler]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Why are you being mean to me?&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;m not being mean to you.&#8221;
Really?  Because your tone of voice and the way you said the previous statement pretty much negates that, asshole.  Fucking g-ddamn bitch.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&#8220;Why are you being mean to me?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m not being mean to you.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Really?  Because your tone of voice and the way you said the previous statement pretty much negates that, asshole.  Fucking g-ddamn bitch.</p>
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		<title>BRB, going to Buenos Aires</title>
		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/brb-going-to-buenos-aires/</link>
		<comments>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/brb-going-to-buenos-aires/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Visual Aid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[book pron]]></category>

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Librería El Ateneo (ex Teatro Grand Splendid) by chenick
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<p>Librería El Ateneo (ex Teatro Grand Splendid) by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/chenick/3282646399/">chenick</a></p>
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		<title>utter hilarity</title>
		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/utter-hilarity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/utter-hilarity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Water Cooler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ding dong, the bitch got fired today.  Oh wait, that&#8217;s not how that goes.  Here&#8217;s how it goes&#8230;
bwahahahahahahahahaha&#8230; hahahahahahahahahaha&#8230; hahahfuckinghadeeha!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ding dong, the bitch got fired today.  Oh wait, that&#8217;s not how that goes.  Here&#8217;s how it goes&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">bwahahahahahahahahaha&#8230; hahahahahahahahahaha&#8230; hahahfuckinghadeeha!</span></p>
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		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/391/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 00:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Quotations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tecumseh]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[“So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, &#038; demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long &#038; its purpose in the service [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about their religion; respect others in their view, &#038; demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long &#038; its purpose in the service of your people. Prepare a noble death song for the day when you go over the great divide. Always give a word or a sign of salute when meeting or passing a friend, even a stranger, when in a lonely place. Show respect to all people &#038; grovel to none. When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food &#038; for the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. Abuse no one &#038; no thing, for abuse turns the wise ones to fools &#038; robs the spirit of its vision. When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep &#038; pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song &#038; die like a hero going home.”</p>
<p>&#8211;Tecumseh</p>
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		<title>Jingle Bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/jingle-bitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oh My Darlin']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Stupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[die in a fire]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.darlingclementine.org/?p=380</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Isn&#8217;t it amazing, your attitude adjustment, on days where you don&#8217;t have to be anywhere.  Days you can lay around in your pyjamas all day, hair unkempt, crust in your eyes, mainlining coffee like it&#8217;s going out of style.  Days where you don&#8217;t have to hold your tongue because you don&#8217;t want to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t it amazing, your attitude adjustment, on days where you don&#8217;t have to be anywhere.  Days you can lay around in your pyjamas all day, hair unkempt, crust in your eyes, mainlining coffee like it&#8217;s going out of style.  Days where you don&#8217;t have to hold your tongue because you don&#8217;t want to hear the noise coming out of anyone else&#8217;s face.  Days where you can chase the dog around the house like an idiot.  Days&#8230; days like this.  Days that will probably come to an end soon after they catch on to me.  Actually, they probably don&#8217;t care if I&#8217;m there at all.  No, no, they care because there&#8217;s no one there to take advantage of.</p>
<p>No one to do their bidding because God forbid they have to do anything.  No one who will silently sit there and take it because they&#8217;re too much of a pussy lately to pop off.  No one there who is hiding everything&#8230; contempt, mainly.  But, whatever.  We&#8217;re not going to think about those assholes because they don&#8217;t factor into our day&#8230; our hours&#8230; our lives.  If they all suddenly dropped dead I would probably let out a cheer.  Cold, horrible, mean, whatever.  They don&#8217;t care and neither do I.</p>
<blockquote><p>So you can cook your own damned turkey, wrap your own damned presents &#8211; and while you&#8217;re at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to Hell!</p></blockquote>
<p>I&#8217;ve decided&#8230; it&#8217;s a new year.  A new chapter.  One that barely anyone but the author and a few hardcore fans is going to like.  The rest of you can kiss my ass.  Kiss it so hard your lying, two-faced lips will fall off.</p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">So there.</span></p>
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		<title>Another year closer&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.darlingclementine.org/2010/01/another-year-closer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oh My Darlin']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Stupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday may have been my last day at work.  I&#8217;m still not entirely sure.  I just can&#8217;t take the bullshit anymore.  And as long as Dickface is in charge, the bullshit will continue.  It will continue unchecked and unreprimanded because apparently The Bullshit is an expert dick-sucker.
We all know that I&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thursday may have been my last day at work.  I&#8217;m still not entirely sure.  I just can&#8217;t take the bullshit anymore.  And as long as Dickface is in charge, the bullshit will continue.  It will continue unchecked and unreprimanded because apparently The Bullshit is an expert dick-sucker.</p>
<p>We all know that I&#8217;ll just puss out and show up Monday morning like I wasn&#8217;t even thinking anything contrary.  I&#8217;ll continue to bend over and take it up the tailpipe all while silently bitching and cursing my own existence.  Because I&#8217;m a huge pussy and won&#8217;t find anywhere else to work.  Because I enjoy being treated like shit, apparently.  Because I&#8217;m just so beaten down by life and have no motivation or willpower to do anything else.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d say that this new year will bring changes, but&#8230; it won&#8217;t.  I&#8217;ll just sit back and do the same old shit and try to not kill myself just like the previous year.  Epiphanies and whatnot can feel free to jump in at any time&#8230; because Lord knows I&#8217;m not going to do it myself.</p>
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