Let’s hope it extends through the weekend because I’m going to top this bitch off with some Guinness Extra Stout and the pooty-faces (and Mummy Dearests) of the world can suck on it. So, there!

“I bet you wish George Bush was president now.”

Oh, little SPAM comment, you’re hilarious.

Anyway, everything has been getting on my nerves today. I don’t know if it’s close to that time (not really), or if I’m just being extra touchy, or if YOU ASSHOLES SHOULD STOP BEING SEXIST DOUCHEBAGS, or what… it’s crazy. The world is a mystery.

I almost popped off this morning, but I refrained. I didn’t need the rest of the day being all awkward, ha ha! Whatever, I’m much better now that I’m home. I LOVE YOU HOME. *huggles*

I pray the rest of the week goes smoothly, ’cause I’M NOT IN THE MOOD.

Anyway, I’m hopped up on so much caffeine right now. Good thing I don’t have to show up to work tomorrow, because I’m going to be bouncing off the walls for a couple more hours. ha ha! Anyway, I’m bored, have a thing I took earlier:

Minus a couple of things, this thing is spot-fucking-on.

YOU ARE SOLITARY, AESTHETIC AND ORIGINAL

Solitary
You are a private person, not very comfortable in a big group, and view excessive socializing as a waste of time.

You not prefer hanging out with others to spending time alone; you do not tend to feel at home in a crowded room, club, stadium, or auditorium.

Aesthetic
You appreciate art, beauty, and design; you know that they are not superficial but absolutely crucial to living the good life. You have good taste, and you’re proud of it. Those with a high score on the “aesthetic” trait are often employed in literary or artistic professions, enjoy domestic activities — doing things around the house — and are enthusiastic about the arts, reading, and travel.

You don’t think it’s pretentious to be moved by art and beauty. You’re not one of those who believe it doesn’t matter what something looks like as long as it does its job.

Original
You are constantly coming up with new ideas. For you, the world as it exists is just a jumping-off place; what’s going on inside your mind is often more interesting than what’s going on outside.

You don’t feel that the road to success is to be a realist and stick to the program; you never stop yourself from coming up with new ideas or telling the world what you’re thinking about.

Unsettled
You may be comfortable on your home turf, but you have a tendency to be self-conscious in an unfamiliar environment. While you’re usually at ease with your friends, you can be a little skittish around strangers.

You usually don’t feel at home in unfamiliar settings or with new people. When you get rattled, you don’t necessarily recover instantly.

Introspective
You like your own company; you’re a very interesting person. Tracking your own mental processes, knowing that you’re thinking and why you do what do you, is important to you. Often, what’s going on in your mind is more compelling than what’s going on outside. For the most part, those with a high score on the “introspective” trait enjoy reading, taking long walks, learning new things, and other solitary activities.

You are not someone who is constantly looking to be among a group of friends; you never feel bored when you are by yourself.

Intellectual
You are thoughtful, rational and comfortable in the world of ideas. People find you interesting to talk to. You’re the living embodiment of the saying, “You learn something new every day.” In general, those with a high score on the “intellectual” trait are employed in such fields as teaching and research, and are enthusiastic about reading, foreign films, and classical music.

You do not avoid abstract conversation, experimenting with new ideas, or studying new things. It bores you to stick to the strait and narrow of what you already know.

Reserved
You are somewhat shy, or at least unwilling to spend all your time socializing. With you it’s true that “still waters run deep,” which is why many of your acquaintances never get to know you well.

You are not always ready to talk at the drop of a hat. Whether you’re in the office or at a party, you’re not likely to be found gabbing away in the middle of a group of people.

Abrasive
You are accustomed to rubbing people the wrong way; it’s simply what happens when you express your opinions. In your opinion, there’s nothing wrong with being controversial.

You don’t have a “live and let live” attitude when it comes to other people whose opinions clash with yours; you see no reason to give the benefit of the doubt to someone who is just plain wrong.

Organized
You like to think a task through before you embark on it. If it’s the slightest bit complicated, you make a list (even if it’s only in your mind) and methodically work your way through it. When you have a goal in mind, you’re not satisfied until you reach it.

You are not one of those people who ignore the details, and you don’t understand how anyone can get anything accomplished without thoughtful planning ahead of time.

Curious
You like to get to the bottom of things. You’re not content knowing what someone did; you want to know why they did it.

You don’t simply take things as they are and move on; you’re not content skimming along the surface; you don’t feel you’re wasting time by digging for the meaning of things.

http://psychcental.com/personality-patterns

YET, when busted out on the fact that YOU WERE INDEED talking shit about that person… you “don’t talk shit about [person], except maybe when I need to call her a bitch under my breath.”

You were just talking mad shit. Oh wait, sorry, you don’t talk shit. OWN UP TO IT. Shit. This isn’t the first time you’ve been busted out by the person you were sharing said shit with; to then be confronted by said shittee. Seriously.

I’d be all like, “Fuck yeah, I was talking about you. Wanna know why? Because you beat babies with kittens.” Or whatever dumb fucking excuse you need to come up with. Personally I enjoy the truth, but whatever. “Yeah, I was talking shit about you, you dumb fucking twat.”

It’s also find a new job time and to utilise that link I posted a few entries back. I’ll show you, asshole.

Anyway, since my (immediate) boss didn’t call or text me back this morning, I guess not coming in was cool. If not, oh well, fire me. Please fucking fire me. I’ll give monies to fire me. Nah, don’t fire me just yet. I have to steal shit first (not really).

Also, fuck you Comcast… showing the Emirates Cup on a channel I don’t have. THAT’S EVIL. Fine then, I’ll just watch it online. YOU DON’T OWN ME.

Put that in your fucking pipe and smoke it, you whiny-assed bitch. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Yeah. But then half the time you can’t even understand what the fuck they’re typing because apparently they no longer speak English as their first language and have spun off into speaking Dumbfuckish and no one except other people who speak Dumbfuckish ever comment because they’re the only one who know what that one person is typing. Don’t dare write back in English because sometimes their brains are so fried from being “best friends with Jane” (written in Dumbfuckish, of course) they don’t understand what the fuck you just written.

And, since you pay for web hosting/domain names/blog space, you can go and write this in response to their dumbass status update:

OF COURSE YOUR KIDS ARE FUCKING ASLEEP AFTER “SWIMMING” ALL DAY. YOU HAD THEM OUT YESTERDAY ON ONE OF THE HOTTEST FUCKING DAYS OF THE SUMMER (IT TOPPED 105 BITCH AND THE HEAT INDEX MADE IT FEEL WORSE). THEY’RE PROBABLY FUCKING SUNBURNT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU DON’T PUT SUNSCREEN ON THEM. PROBABLY SUFFERING FROM A LITTLE BIT OF HEAT EXHAUSTION (WHICH FUCKING SUCKS TO HAVE BY THE WAY, I KNOW I HAD TONS OF FUN WITH MY RAGING CASE OF IT). I KNOW THEY DON’T EVER DRINK WATER, LOOK AT YOU. BUT, OH, AS LONG AS YOU HAD FUN “GETTING YOUR TAN ON”. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR SKIN CANCER YOU NASTY ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER.

That’s just from yesterday. We’re not even going to get into the asinine update from a few days ago where this stupid-ass was mentioning going back to her “old ways.” Bitch, I swear…

If you click it, it gets bigger. *giggle*