Pretty sure I kicked my own ass in my sleep the other night. I woke up with a sore eye, a lovely scratch on the bridge of my nose, and a few others on my right hand. Maybe my right hand was fighting with my left hand & my face got in the middle? That’s the only explanation I’m accepting, so shut your face.
And in other news, I clearly need to get out of the house more. Today would have been the perfect day for it. It wasn’t hot, it wasn’t sunny… it was just a day. But, what did I do? Sat on my ass and did nothing. Just farted around on the internet and cleaned out some magazines. Contemplated taking a nap and tried not to ralph all day. I may be dependent on Pepto Bismol now. I certainly ingested enough of it today. I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT!