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	<title>Darling Clementine &#187; idiots</title>
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		<title>thought i heard you breathing at me</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve made a commitment of sorts to have a birthday dinner with a woman at work I don&#8217;t even like most of the time. People seem to have a knack of &#8220;cornering&#8221; me when I&#8217;m alone and asking me things. ha! Sitting at my desk minding my own business and you creep over and ask [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve made a commitment of sorts to have a birthday dinner with a woman at work I don&#8217;t even like most of the time.  People seem to have a knack of &#8220;cornering&#8221; me when I&#8217;m alone and asking me things.  ha!  Sitting at my desk minding my own business and you creep over and ask me if I like Mexican food.  Who knew that saying yes wasn&#8217;t going to end it.  Damn it.  <img src='http://www.darlingclementine.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao_no.gif' alt=':no:' class='wp-smiley' />  Whatever, I&#8217;ve four weeks to either figure out a way to back out; or to just suck it up and fucking go and quit being a baby omg.  I don&#8217;t know.  We&#8217;ll see.  Personally, I think it&#8217;s going to hinge on how many times in the next four weeks she stands near the end of my desk, staring at me &#038; creeping me out.  GO SIT AT YOUR DESK OMG.  Having &#8220;nothing&#8221; to do doesn&#8217;t mean you can stand there and make my skin crawl.  And you smell like booze.  But, whatever.  <img src='http://www.darlingclementine.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/kao_lol.gif' alt='lol' class='wp-smiley' />   Okay, got all of that off my chest.  Or, really, about half of it; but I&#8217;ll quit before I get ugly.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a lovely day outside and I&#8217;ll be arsed if I can drag myself into it.</p>
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		<title>terrible, horrible, no good, very bad mood</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The headache set in 30 minutes after I woke up. Didn&#8217;t cease until about an hour ago. Everyone and their mothers annoyed the crap out of me. My coworker is apparently keeping up the stupid and almost screwed us. I fixed that crisis. YOU&#8217;RE WELCOME!!! I can&#8217;t get the supplies needed to properly do my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The headache set in 30 minutes after I woke up.  Didn&#8217;t cease until about an hour ago.  Everyone and their mothers annoyed the crap out of me.  My coworker is apparently keeping up the stupid and almost screwed us.  I fixed that crisis.  YOU&#8217;RE WELCOME!!!  I can&#8217;t get the supplies needed to properly do my job.  I talk until I&#8217;m blue in the face and no one friggin&#8217; cares.  Tomorrow is going to involve some more groveling.  I&#8217;m drowning over here and have no competent back-up.  But, let&#8217;s threaten a write-up because you&#8217;re behind on something. Squeeze me?  <strong>Oh, and I almost walked out after an hour.</strong></p>
<p>The place makes me physically ill.  And I spent all day fighting back tears.  Something&#8217;s gotta give, I just don&#8217;t know what.</p>
<p>On a happier note&#8230; Thierry motherfuckin&#8217; Henry!  (And I missed it!)</p>
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